Nancy Drew and the Case of the Missing Thong

OMG!! My niece (who is 18) moved in when Tela went home to mom. I thought, hmmm, stress free trading an 8 year old for an 18 year old. WRONG!!! My adorable, innocent harmless puppy HAS BEEN EATING HER UNDERWEAR!!! I blamed the washing machine, I blamed the fact she was messy with her clothes, I blamed an unnamed intruder, but NOOOO, it has been my dog all along eating her thong underwear!! Now, I could blame her for wearing underwear that would take longer to eat than if she wore granny panties, but still, the proof was there,, the thong was there, and my dog was there... I hate solving crimes with unhappy endings!